I lost it at the end.
Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!
There are no words to describe how wrong I was.
Please fire me. Nobody at my job knows my real name, they all call me toast boy. It’s probably because my job is to stand in front of a toaster for six hours and insert different types of bread to cook.
"Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again."
You have the same name as my car!
it’s so pretty outside :D
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it
We were talking about the distance you have scrolled in your life using your computer mouses wheel at the office this morning, and this game came up.
bonus it can look like your working ferociously.